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Linnea Ritland

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Writer/Director, Editor/Producer, Sometime Animator. Vancouver, BC

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The time I tried to use a Velib in Paris

So a week ago I was in Paris, and as they always say, “when in Paris be chic as the … More

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Pride

The moments I feel proudest of myself are whenever I almost knock something fragile and important off a table but … More

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The writer’s anthem: a haiku

The fuck is this shit? Garbage garbage garbage trash What am I doing

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Stages of Long-Term Summer Vacation

1. It’s Friday! But hey, now every day is friday! partytime. relaxtime. chill. 😎 2. IT’S FRIDAY. YESTERDAY WAS TUESDAY, … More

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The secret

This just in: the secret to feeling like your life is put together is a turtleneck, bun and evening lighting. … More

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Statistically significant

I’m pretty sure there is a statistical correlation between my stress level and bread consumption Hungry? Toast. Thinking? Sandwich. Crying … More

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The “working from home” experience

– work? Or (1) watch 5 minutes of a 6 minute Jenna Marbles video, (2) now guilty for having wasted … More

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